It was my first horse castration and I had enlisted the help of one of the other vets at the clinic, Matt, to help me with it since he'd probably done several hundreds of them himself. The horse was sedated and knocked down without any complications, much to my relief. He was a nervous 3 year old colt and I had been expecting some sort of pomp and circumstance from him but it started off well. He was down for the count and Matt and I set to work castrating the colt. This part too, was fairly uneventful. The horse hardly moved and before long we were finished. We set about gathering up our things so that the stall would be empty when our four legged friend decided to rise. The only thing left to do was give him an injection of penicillin and a tetanus booster. Matt walked to the hind end with the penicillin and I leaned over the neck, reaching down to administer the tetanus shot. Before I could even register what happened, the colt, who had been lying flat out on his side, leaped to his feet with me hanging over the top of his neck--one hand grasping at mane and the other one holding an uncapped needle and trying to not accidentally stab myself or the horse. The horse's momentum came to a stop, however I did not and was tossed across the stall, managing to half land on my feet. The horse stepped backwards and sank down into a sitting dog position, pinning Matt--who also had a large syringe and needle in his hand--into the corner. I only had a second to stand there gawking before the four legged critter launched to his feet and came barreling towards the open stall door--and me. I desperately tried to swing the door shut in the horse's face but he was too strong and ended up halfway out of the door. I flailed my arms in his face, trying to get him to back up even though I knew he wasn't 100% there mentally and didn't have a good grasp on what was happening. But I knew if he got past me, he'd be loose in a small narrow room with dirty laundry, refrigerators, boxes of junk, and stairs that led up to storage. It wouldn't be a pretty picture. Surprisingly, my frantic arm movements deterred the horse and I was able to push him backwards and latch the stall door with Matt inside.
"Are you ok?" He hollered from inside the stall. "Did he land on you?" I took a minute to look down at myself, half expecting to see a wound or laceration that hadn't yet registered with my body due to the large adrenaline rush I'd just experienced.
"Uh, no. No I think I'm ok." I stammered out. "Did he get you?" I asked back.
"No, I'm ok." While this story took a few minutes to write, it actually happened in a span of 30 seconds. At this point, my technician Tara came running through the doorway, panicked by the commotion she'd heard. She began asking us what happened and Matt had to answer because I was too busy laughing nervously--apparently my body's adrenaline release for what had just happened.
"No, I'm ok." While this story took a few minutes to write, it actually happened in a span of 30 seconds. At this point, my technician Tara came running through the doorway, panicked by the commotion she'd heard. She began asking us what happened and Matt had to answer because I was too busy laughing nervously--apparently my body's adrenaline release for what had just happened.
"It's not funny!" Tara said angrily as I continued to shake with laughter.
"I know." I said. "I know it's not. I'm not laughing because it's funny." And I think she understood. After giving the horse a few minutes to settle down, Matt was able to sneak past him out of the stall.
"I know." I said. "I know it's not. I'm not laughing because it's funny." And I think she understood. After giving the horse a few minutes to settle down, Matt was able to sneak past him out of the stall.
"Well," he began. "That's not typically how I like to do my castrations..." And then we all had a hearty laugh.